Zevon on Earth

Serving Up Damnation and Waffles

16 Apr

molly23:

laughingsquid:

Kermit the Frog & Fozzie Bear Hilariously Engage In Improvised Existential Banter During 1979 Camera Test

I’ve seen this a trillion times and I still love it.

16 Apr

restlesslyaspiring:

the-fault-in-our-wifi:

starkient:

image

I’ve been waiting for this

God I love you people.

(Source: trashybooksforladies)

15 Apr

caerulea-divilu:

did-someone-say-pool:

the-time-lord-of-the-rings:

Mama Fury on waking up the Avengers.

(Source: Imgur)

LOKI IS FUCKGN DUCT TAPED TO THE BED I SIMPLY CANNOT

I don’t think there will ever come a time when I won’t reblog this.

14 Apr

snooziep:

*swoon*

why can’t i have a walsh?

14 Apr

renmorris:

magical realism southern gothic that isn’t focused around white old money is so important

13 Apr

(Source: lovegoods)

13 Apr
Imagination doesn’t just mean making things up. It means thinking things through, solving them, or hoping to do so, and being just distant enough to be able to laugh at things that are normally painful. Head teachers would call this escapism, but they would be entirely wrong. I would call fantasy the most serious, and the most useful, branch of writing there is. And this is why I don’t, and never would, write Real Books.

Diana Wynne Jones, “Why Don’t You Write Real Books?” (via ballerinaduck)

13 Apr comicgirl2013:

talonsandwings:



wantonenow

comicgirl2013:

talonsandwings:

wantonenow

13 Apr

consultingangel-of-the-timelord:

#my life in 5 words, 14 letters, and one bracketed action

(Source: mccoyly)

13 Apr

I don’t want sex, I want the things that lead up to it. The slow kissing then the passionate kissing, then the pulling closer, the neck kisses, the grabbing, biting, heavy breathing, grinding, the pauses while you catch your breath, feeling each other. Oh my.

Then sex.

(via tr4pezeswinger)

(Source: lxttleone)

13 Apr

jeremyloverobsessedmoi:

Beautiful in black and white….

12 Apr jeza-red:

malschick:

behold-the-man:

spunkellie:

dont-bore-me-to-death:

friskysecret:

yonkobe:

transinboots:

transstingray:

sorenhateseverything:

tsulamon:

epochayur:

this game is bullshit, you have to go through a tutorial until level 18, and your stats start to go down after level 30 not to mention the romance mini-game is hard as fuck

sadly the PVP is a lie. You get a debuff called jail

it also fails to mention that once you hit level 18 it actually does have a monthly fee and it’s really fucking steep. but at that point everyone’s too invested to quit playing so ugh yeah

I don’t even get to choose anything about the initial details of my character.
>_>

Pff the graphics really suck, I needed to get a third party program just to make everything focus.

If the character they give you isn’t the right gender, the patch is expensive as hell and takes forever to install

I thought I was really good at this game, but there are millions of people better at it than I am. ::::/

I died ONCE and they closed my fucking account what the hell

All the travel takes for fucking ever too. They desperately need to patch in some sort of teleport system.

Don’t even get me started on how boring the endgame is. 

everyone in the game keeps arguing over whether or not there’s an admin or not and its really annoying

Don’t even bother with the main storyline, fokls! Sidequests now, that’s where it’s at!

jeza-red:

malschick:

behold-the-man:

spunkellie:

dont-bore-me-to-death:

friskysecret:

yonkobe:

transinboots:

transstingray:

sorenhateseverything:

tsulamon:

epochayur:

this game is bullshit, you have to go through a tutorial until level 18, and your stats start to go down after level 30 not to mention the romance mini-game is hard as fuck

sadly the PVP is a lie. You get a debuff called jail

it also fails to mention that once you hit level 18 it actually does have a monthly fee and it’s really fucking steep. but at that point everyone’s too invested to quit playing so ugh yeah

I don’t even get to choose anything about the initial details of my character.

>_>

Pff the graphics really suck, I needed to get a third party program just to make everything focus.

If the character they give you isn’t the right gender, the patch is expensive as hell and takes forever to install

I thought I was really good at this game, but there are millions of people better at it than I am. ::::/

I died ONCE and they closed my fucking account what the hell

All the travel takes for fucking ever too. They desperately need to patch in some sort of teleport system.

Don’t even get me started on how boring the endgame is. 

everyone in the game keeps arguing over whether or not there’s an admin or not and its really annoying

Don’t even bother with the main storyline, fokls!

Sidequests now, that’s where it’s at!

12 Apr

mutesymphony:

here we see the majestic asshole not giving a fuck in its natural habitat

[imgur]

(Source: redsuspenders)

11 Apr

(Source: llostworlld)

11 Apr

(Source: llostworlld)