Zevon on Earth

Serving Up Damnation and Waffles

19 Oct

gaydiationpoisoning:

You ever think you’re over something and then it’s like no, nope, still bitter. Going to live and die on this hill, this is my home now.

06 Oct sarahhelps:

A GUIDE TO: UNIVERSITY IN ENGLAND

I’ve just graduated from university and I’m officially old. But in my three years of further education, I picked up enough to make a brief guide on some of the larger points! As always, if anyone has questions, corrections or additions, feel free to message me!
Note: this guide consists of information I have picked up and think writers might find useful. It contains information on primarily English unis, but Scottish unis are largely similar other than a couple of points, which I will mention.


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sarahhelps:

A GUIDE TO: UNIVERSITY IN ENGLAND

I’ve just graduated from university and I’m officially old. But in my three years of further education, I picked up enough to make a brief guide on some of the larger points! As always, if anyone has questions, corrections or additions, feel free to message me!

Note: this guide consists of information I have picked up and think writers might find useful. It contains information on primarily English unis, but Scottish unis are largely similar other than a couple of points, which I will mention.

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05 Oct

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03 Oct

tonystarksanxieties:

kripke-is-my-king:

thevulcantimelord:

uuuhshiny:

doctorwhedonverse:

This was porn to me. 

this is porn

and then this happened

is that John Barrowman and James Marsters making out

… that is John Barrowman and James Marsers making out

(via pipdreams)

(Source: torchwoodgifs)

02 Oct

arollercoasterthatonlygoesup:

if the phantom of the opera has taught me anything it’s that if all else fails you set the place on fire and cry

I can totally get behind this life strategy.

01 Oct

anarchistlovesongs:

perksofahunter:

Why is it men always want to turn the extra room into a man-cave? 

Screw you I’m turning that room into a lady cave. I’m going to go in there and read romance novels, crochet, preform witchcraft, scrap book, pet a cat, worship satan, and complain to my friends that you’re not satisfying me sexually. You can go fuck yourself. 

This post haunts me.

26 Sep

I’d love to be a vampire. It’d be lovely to be a vampire, wouldn’t it? You’d get to be ancient and eternal, a creature of the night. And vampires get away with murder, quite literally.” — Tom Hiddleston

21 Sep

Writing the dramatic death scene

maxkirin:

In your head:

image

In paper:

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21 Sep

Anonymous said: Any tips for a villain with powers themed around the control of anything related to music?

evilsupplyco:

Beware of Southerners and their goddamn violins. 

19 Sep
Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness. I’ll choke you with the same hand I fed you with.

Anonymous (via levi-has-the-booty)

17 Sep matociquala:

4gifs:

Go away kid I’m trying to be fabulous. [video]

I am literally a living cat toy.

matociquala:

4gifs:

Go away kid I’m trying to be fabulous. [video]

I am literally a living cat toy.

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16 Sep bitterglitterqueer:

THIS AVOCADO IS FURIOUS

bitterglitterqueer:

THIS AVOCADO IS FURIOUS

(Source: successisnotanoption)

14 Sep

paradoxes-for-breakfast:

reasons why halloween is the best holiday:

  1. you are not obliged to visit your relatives
  2. you are not obliged to get gifts for anyone
  3. people will give you candy for absolutely no reason other than halloween
  4. its the only day when its socially acceptable to go out in public dressed like a penguin

(Source: caesarzeppeliofficial)

14 Sep

mypatronusisrorypond:

redscudery:

saunteringvaguelydownwards:

decemberpaladin:

sizvideos:

Video

I love how she almost drops it until she smells it and that flashbulb memory hits.

“Real isn’t how you are made,” said the Skin Horse. “It’s a thing that happens to you. When a child loves you for a long, long time, not just to play with, but REALLY loves you, then you become Real … Generally, by the time you are Real, most of your hair has been loved off, and your eyes drop out and you get loose in the joints and very shabby. But these things don’t matter at all, because once you are Real you can’t be ugly, except to people who don’t understand.”

Margery Williams, The Velveteen Rabbit

Notice she says “who” it was and not “what” it was.

Oh I just gotta snuggle my baby bear!

12 Sep

gay-bondage69:

transschmuck:

cutevictim:

Jesus was a homeless Palestinian anarchist who held protests at oppressive churches, advocated for universal health care and redistribution of wealth, before being arrested for terrorism, tortured and executed for crimes against the state, now go ahead and explain to me why he’d vote conservative. I’ll wait.

i’m sorry that’s just the best sentence i’ve ever read

Canon Jesus is so much cooler than American Jesus.

(Source: cutevictim)